‘Saturday Night Live’ 38x21 | Weekend update 

You’re like my brother.
You don’t have a brother.

Star Wars Quotes

An Afghan National Police officer mans a checkpoint on the outskirts of Maidan Shahr, Wardak province on May 15, 2013.

[Credit : Anja Niedringhaus/AP]

Turner from the Tate (by ArtGalleryOfSA)

Into Darkness posters created by Matt Ferguson

Best of Graham Norton during Eurovision 2013

• Graham: If two girls kissing offends you, then grow up.
• On Ireland's performance: Good news for the Irish economy, I hear they’ve discovered oil there. Too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
• On Montenegro: The picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro.
• Montenegro: We have to be brief, don’t we?
• Graham: Yes.
• Graham: I don’t think Bonnie can win now. I don’t know I'm not Carol Vorderman.
• Petra: We're half through voting now.
• Graham: Oh, that's depressing.
• Estonia: *shows up*
• Graham: Is he standing outside a prison?
• Albania: Petra you look gorgeous tonight!
• Graham: Better than you.
• Albanian guy: (singing) Should I live, should I die without your love--
• Graham: You should leave.
• Eric: I'll help you to the bathroom.
• Graham: Don't do that Eric that's how rumours start.
• Germany: We're having so much fun!
• Graham: Speak for yourself.
• Dude: *breathes*
• Graham: Oh look, it's sideshow bob. Nice of him to show up.
• Petra: Azerbaijan won 2 years ago. It can still happen now!
• Graham: God, please no.
• Denmark: *winning*
• Graham: Busy right now. Just won the Eurovision. I'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
• Voting after Denmark has won: Please people giving points to Russia.
• Graham: Can someone please tell her she can't win now?
• Graham: Oh, flowers now? Marvelous.
• Graham: My taxi is waiting outside, so if she could sing as quick as possible that would be nice.

So, I have a bit of a confession to make. I haven’t watched Once Upon A Time or Doctor Who in a long time. (*hides under ground to avoid fire*) I haven’t watched OUAT since the Golden Globes and I haven’t watched DW since I don’t even know when. The question remains: is it worth me rewatching the perspective seasons to catch up or is it better that I don’t?

About Time (2013)

A new Richard Curtis directed British romcom in which Bill Weasley and Regina George fall in love and there’s time travel? And Bill Nighy? YES PLEASE!

I got to see one of my best friends graduate college today. She had a 4.0 in her last semester and graduated with a 3.6 GPA. I’m so stinkin’ proud of her!